Because I feel like calling myself out.

I'm a huge hypocrite. Here's how: I like to play the field as much as I can, but I hate it when I think a love interest of mine is playing the field. It's very female and ignorant of me because it completely shuts me down and turns me off from talking to the guy again. It's kind of like shooting myself in the foot and saying that it was the gun's fault. It's horrible.
And every time it happens, I recognize it in my mind and try to press it back; but it's virtually impossible to ignore. Call me jealous. Call me stupid. But I'm a huge hypocrite.